Welcome to the sharing of a plethora of love letters we found this past holiday season. They’re real, they’re raw, they’re emotional. Enjoy.

Dear Ugly Sweater,

I miss you so much. It’s been over a month since our last days together. Remember the night we spent by the fire?

You kept me warm and safe amongst the burning trash and boisterous drunkards. Instead of shanking us, they laughed at your zany holiday graphic, their yellow teeth gleaming in the night.

I could really be myself around you, Ugly sweater, which is more than i can say about Giant Teddy Bear or Box of Chocolates. Is this one filled with toothpaste? Yuck!

Let me rub my face against your acrylic lining! Let me turn you inside out! Oh, Ugly Sweater, I can’t wait any longer! I know, I know…it’s no longer the holiday season. The cheer has drained from my face, for I am now pale and yearning for joy.

Oh, look at me going on and on. How are you? How is the North Pole? Tell the big man I ‘m fine and that I got his card.

Love,

Kent

P.S. Send nudes

The romance continues! More love letters coming soon! For now check out what Santa’s up to when he’s not on the clock.

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#GETUGLY & GIVE BACK!

Looking your best has never been this ugly! Get Ugly Sweaters is new on the scene and is already making a statement. We are proud to have just launched our first collection of holiday sweaters, a mixture of designs that you won’t see anywhere else. This represents an authenticity that lives inside us all. #GetUgly inspires people to celebrate their sense of humor and creativity. Our sweaters will allow you to harness these gifts and display your unique disposition.

Each of our sweaters has a distinct personality: Rudolph rages across the North Pole playing sold-out gigs with Santa; Jesus, Frosty, and St. Nick relive their college days on a worldwide bar crawl and The Christmas Story’s infamous leg lamp invokes a fragile holiday desire in us all. There are many more designs to choose from, all equipped with equally captivating character traits (and flaws).

Drop societal expectations this year and go with your gut! Would you rather walk into your office party, holiday party, or family gathering worrying about your outfit or would you rather throw on an extremely comfortable sweater that provides something to talk about? Awkwardness is real and especially apparent during the holidays. Cramming into rooms full of folks you may have little in common with, often more than once, can be straining. No one enjoys discussing the rainy month we’ve had or Auntie’s failing kidney. Our ugly sweaters will certainly limit the small talk, or at least redirect it. Instead of Carol’s disastrous dating life, you can chat about Santa’s DUI. Instead of deflecting questions about your willingness to produce grandchildren, simply ask, “Where My Ho’s At?”

Yes, looking ridiculous is fun and brings people together. But now it also helps people in need. When you buy one of our sweaters you will be feeding fourteen people a hot nutritious meal across the state of Massachusetts. Get Ugly Sweaters has paired with Project Bread, an organization that strengthens local communities by promoting sustainable and reliable access to healthy food for all. So don’t be a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins again this year, #GetUgly with us.

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Sweater Letters: Vol. 1

Welcome to the sharing of a plethora of love letters we found this past holiday season. They’re real, they’re raw, they’re emotional. Enjoy.

The romance continues! More love letters coming soon! For now check out what Santa’s up to when he’s not on the clock.

OUR STORY