20 Dec

The Merriest of Holiday Memes

Categories: Entertainment

Tags: grumpy cat hipster Holiday memes ron burgundy Santa snoop dogg xmas

Memes are certain to get you into the holiday season, or at least distract you from any family unpleasantries. From Ron Burgundy, to a pug wearing a Christmas tree on his head, to Snoop Dogg’s personalized take on a holiday classic, you’ll want to keep scrolling. What do you leave hipster Santa? What do you do when you’re stuck at home? How stoned is too stoned when opening presents? Let the wisdom of the meme take you over!

Pay attention to Ron Burgundy. He may not be the brightest man, but he sure does know his scotch…”scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly mm mm mm.”

Break out your vintage typewriter and leave Nicholas a little note. Make sure you compliment him on his recent weight loss, the yoga and cycling has made all the difference.

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Grumpy cat will ruin your holiday. Every time.

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This pug is an individual. He knows himself, damnit.

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We know you did, Todd, we know you did.

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Thanks, Ma! I totally “didn’t” know you were getting me the limited edition Harry Potter book series I asked for. Sorry I started to throw a tantrum anyways…

College Humor

“You can’t keep me cooped up in here! I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”(kicks water cooler).

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Santa snizzled down the chizzle to get some tasty cookizzles. He left bundles of prizzles for the lucky little kidizzles.

Dad thinks he’s hilarious. We don’t.

(Parents cringe) I’m sure it is, buddy…

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#GETUGLY & GIVE BACK!

Looking your best has never been this ugly! Get Ugly Sweaters is new on the scene and is already making a statement. We are proud to have just launched our first collection of holiday sweaters, a mixture of designs that you won’t see anywhere else. This represents an authenticity that lives inside us all. #GetUgly inspires people to celebrate their sense of humor and creativity. Our sweaters will allow you to harness these gifts and display your unique disposition.

Each of our sweaters has a distinct personality: Rudolph rages across the North Pole playing sold-out gigs with Santa; Jesus, Frosty, and St. Nick relive their college days on a worldwide bar crawl and The Christmas Story’s infamous leg lamp invokes a fragile holiday desire in us all. There are many more designs to choose from, all equipped with equally captivating character traits (and flaws).

Drop societal expectations this year and go with your gut! Would you rather walk into your office party, holiday party, or family gathering worrying about your outfit or would you rather throw on an extremely comfortable sweater that provides something to talk about? Awkwardness is real and especially apparent during the holidays. Cramming into rooms full of folks you may have little in common with, often more than once, can be straining. No one enjoys discussing the rainy month we’ve had or Auntie’s failing kidney. Our ugly sweaters will certainly limit the small talk, or at least redirect it. Instead of Carol’s disastrous dating life, you can chat about Santa’s DUI. Instead of deflecting questions about your willingness to produce grandchildren, simply ask, “Where My Ho’s At?”

Yes, looking ridiculous is fun and brings people together. But now it also helps people in need. When you buy one of our sweaters you will be feeding fourteen people a hot nutritious meal across the state of Massachusetts. Get Ugly Sweaters has paired with Project Bread, an organization that strengthens local communities by promoting sustainable and reliable access to healthy food for all. So don’t be a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins again this year, #GetUgly with us.

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The Merriest of Holiday Memes

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