09 Feb

Sweater Letters: Vol. 1

Categories: Funny

Tags: addiction love letters Santa ugly sweaters Valentine's Day we miss you

Welcome to the sharing of a plethora of love letters we found this past holiday season. They’re real, they’re raw, they’re emotional. Enjoy.

Dear Ugly Sweater,

I miss you so much. It’s been over a month since our last days together. Remember the night we spent by the fire?

You kept me warm and safe amongst the burning trash and boisterous drunkards. Instead of shanking us, they laughed at your zany holiday graphic, their yellow teeth gleaming in the night.

I could really be myself around you, Ugly sweater, which is more than i can say about Giant Teddy Bear or Box of Chocolates. Is this one filled with toothpaste? Yuck!

Let me rub my face against your acrylic lining! Let me turn you inside out! Oh, Ugly Sweater, I can’t wait any longer! I know, I know…it’s no longer the holiday season. The cheer has drained from my face, for I am now pale and yearning for joy.

Oh, look at me going on and on. How are you? How is the North Pole? Tell the big man I ‘m fine and that I got his card.

Love,

Kent

P.S. Send nudes

The romance continues! More love letters coming soon! For now check out what Santa’s up to when he’s not on the clock.

The Merriest of Holiday Memes

Categories: Entertainment

Tags: grumpy cat hipster Holiday memes ron burgundy Santa snoop dogg xmas

Memes are certain to get you into the holiday season, or at least distract you from any family unpleasantries. From Ron Burgundy, to a pug wearing a Christmas tree on his head, to Snoop Dogg’s personalized take on a holiday classic, you’ll want to keep scrolling. What do you leave hipster Santa? What do you do when you’re stuck at home? How stoned is too stoned when opening presents? Let the wisdom of the meme take you over!

Pay attention to Ron Burgundy. He may not be the brightest man, but he sure does know his scotch…”scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly mm mm mm.”

Break out your vintage typewriter and leave Nicholas a little note. Make sure you compliment him on his recent weight loss, the yoga and cycling has made all the difference.

Love This Pic

Grumpy cat will ruin your holiday. Every time.

Lospibil

This pug is an individual. He knows himself, damnit.

50-best

We know you did, Todd, we know you did.

Quotationsquotes

Thanks, Ma! I totally “didn’t” know you were getting me the limited edition Harry Potter book series I asked for. Sorry I started to throw a tantrum anyways…

College Humor

“You can’t keep me cooped up in here! I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”(kicks water cooler).

Vivid Seats

Santa snizzled down the chizzle to get some tasty cookizzles. He left bundles of prizzles for the lucky little kidizzles.

Dad thinks he’s hilarious. We don’t.

(Parents cringe) I’m sure it is, buddy…

Quick Meme

We know you’re not done being distracted yet. This quiz will keep you procrastinating all day long.

Modern SNL Skits Perfect for the Holidays

Categories: Entertainment, Funny

Tags: Christmas comedy elves Hannukkah hilarious holidays Santa Saturday Night Live skits SNL television

There are obviously some vintage Saturday Night Live skits that have become holiday classics. However, the times they are a changin’ and SNL’s take on Christmas has taken on new themes in recent seasons. Here are some quality SNL holiday skits that display the times we are living in now, featuring current cast members and talented stars. Hunker down with some friends, some booze, and LOL through the holiday season.

Is He Here?!

Ryan Gosling and Vanessa Bayer just want one thing: Santa.

Santa’s 3 Masochistic Elves

This year, Santa’s elves have been naughty, real naughty.

“It Rocks The Jews All Night Long”

Whether they’ve recorded an album or not (they haven’t), Garth and Kat still hold a pretty sizable fanbase.

Serial’s Sarah Koenig Investigates XMAS Magic

How does Santa REALLY pull off his magical night of gift giving? St. Nick imposter, or not?

A Tune for the Dutifully Unprepared

Just rifle through your closet to discover the true power of Christmas!

Home for the Holidays Isn’t Vacation

Your hometown, where everything’s free and nothing is luxury. “Who needs snorkeling or parasailing when you can check out the new Kmart?”

The Holidays Heat Up at Home

While you’re home at your parents’ place, don’t forget to get freaky in your old room; it’s the ultimate test for your significant other.

The #1 Album in America!

Sting, T Swift, Biebs, MIA and more. Michael Buble knows talent!

Everybody Gettin’ Sump’n

You been bad this year? Who cares, you’ll get sump’n!

Throwback to Obama (HELP!)

This video just seems a bit more real this year…We know there’s plenty of people out there missing him this year. Chance the Rapper helps take it back to better Barack times.

If you’re not done distracting yourself at work, check out these class holiday music videos!

Tag: Santa