Don’t be one of those cotton headed ninny muggins who misses out on this fashion statement. This sweater says it all this holiday season. The North Pole might be offended by its words, but we know you’ll be pleasantly offended by its bright red and green background and tacky snowflakes.
Our Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins ugly Christmas sweater is far from an insult. This tacky sweater will have you watching Elf on repeat all season long.
Made with 100% high quality, premium acrylic yarn- a lightweight and non-allergenic material.
High thread count for extra coziness!
Durable, reinforced stitching and tidy sewing work.
All sweaters are machine washable.
See size chart below for additional sizing information (in cm).
Every sweater sold provides a hot meal to 14 people at a local community meal program. Get Ugly Sweaters is working hand in hand with Project Bread to ensure that there’s enough resources so that people of all ages and walks of life are provided with sustainable, reliable access to nutritious food.
Looking your best has never been this ugly! Get Ugly Sweaters is new on the scene and is already making a statement. We are proud to have just launched our first collection of holiday sweaters, a mixture of designs that you won’t see anywhere else. This represents an authenticity that lives inside us all. #GetUgly inspires people to celebrate their sense of humor and creativity. Our sweaters will allow you to harness these gifts and display your unique disposition.
Each of our sweaters has a distinct personality: Rudolph rages across the North Pole playing sold-out gigs with Santa; Jesus, Frosty, and St. Nick relive their college days on a worldwide bar crawl and The Christmas Story’s infamous leg lamp invokes a fragile holiday desire in us all. There are many more designs to choose from, all equipped with equally captivating character traits (and flaws).
Drop societal expectations this year and go with your gut! Would you rather walk into your office party, holiday party, or family gathering worrying about your outfit or would you rather throw on an extremely comfortable sweater that provides something to talk about? Awkwardness is real and especially apparent during the holidays. Cramming into rooms full of folks you may have little in common with, often more than once, can be straining. No one enjoys discussing the rainy month we’ve had or Auntie’s failing kidney. Our ugly sweaters will certainly limit the small talk, or at least redirect it. Instead of Carol’s disastrous dating life, you can chat about Santa’s DUI. Instead of deflecting questions about your willingness to produce grandchildren, simply ask, “Where My Ho’s At?”
Yes, looking ridiculous is fun and brings people together. But now it also helps people in need. When you buy one of our sweaters you will be feeding fourteen people a hot nutritious meal across the state of Massachusetts. Get Ugly Sweaters has paired with Project Bread, an organization that strengthens local communities by promoting sustainable and reliable access to healthy food for all. So don’t be a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins again this year, #GetUgly with us.