Those of us at Get Ugly Sweaters know comfort. We’ve been known to lounge. We’re familiar with heavy snacking. And, from time to time (definitely NOT on National Weed Day), we stumble upon some pretty serious trees that make us say, “Wait, what month is it again?”
In honor of this upcoming Friday, Get Ugly Sweaters is offering a special line of merchandise for a very special holiday. Yeah, you know which one we’re talking about. We thought it’d be foolish of us not to bring you comfort amid any possible spaciness or paranoia. So, whether you’re hungry (constantly starving) or you need to document any observations (groundbreaking epiphanies), we’ve got you covered. This line will be available through April 20th only.
Now, step into our office slash sweater factory.
Get Ugly Sweaters Holiday Snacks
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Order today and you will receive a gift basket full of Christmas-themed snacks, ranging from assorted Christmas cookies to “Reindeer Crack.” These munchies may cause prolonged napping, but only after prolonged euphoria. And you’ll love the basket. It comes equipped with a hemp-woven shoulder strap and hidden compartments full of secret items. Depending on what state you’re romping around in, you may want to explore your basket in private.
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Along with the delicious munchies, Get Ugly Sweaters will also be releasing a line of lovely Christmas-themed notebooks. These notebooks will be small, portable, and perfect for documenting any of your existential thoughts, like why do we bake cookies but cook bacon? Never again will you forget these life-changing epiphanies. And the pen is not only included, but securely attached to the notebook itself. Just in case you lose it…which you probably still will.
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You know what this sh** is for.
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Have you always (or even momentarily) wanted to smell like a Christmas tree? Well, you’re in luck! At Get Ugly Sweaters, our motto is Christmas Trees for All! Not actually, but pine is a fresh scent.
In the place of real trees with bark and leaves and stuff, we are Introducing air fresheners that smell like a fresh Christmas tree. The strength of our pine air fresheners can block out even the strongest odors. Attach it to the car mirror (in case you like to hang out in there) or loop it around your belt and walk with the smell.Our air fresheners are tested and proven to throw off any inquiring minds. What else can you ask for?
Happy Holidaze Coloring Book
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You won’t have a complete day this mid-to-late April without our Happy Holidaze Coloring Book. Because enhanced creativity will manifest itself during specific activities. Having trouble reading that sentence? Let us put it in different terms: Puff Puff make you color good. Open your mind and let it splash the page in a whimsical rainbow. Who is that? And why are his glasses so small? Oops, we may have celebrated a little early this year. Peace and Love Ya’ll, It’s Sweater Weather!
DISCLAIMER: LIKE YOUR THOUGHTS, THIS IS IN NO WAY REAL.
If you’re feeling the need for some homemade munchies, Christmas cookies like these never go out of season. Time to get baking.